Ohio
I’m a nanny and one of the toddlers I care for has a mom who has to do business trips sometimes. At one point she traveled to Ohio, and this was explained to the baby. She apparently took this to mean simply that Mommy was away and ever since she has referred to anyone not in her physical presence as being in Ohio. I always laugh imagining Ohio as this no man’s land where half formed people are wandering at all times waiting to be called forth into her presence.